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  <body-html>&lt;p&gt;When I was 7 years old, I told my Dad, &amp;#8220;If only I could have a supporting device for stringed musical instruments that has a plate that rests upon my leg, leaving both hands free to explore the musical instrument as never before.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;What would you do with it, son?&amp;#8221; wondered my father aloud.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;Why, I&amp;#8217;d play the guitar like a mutha&amp;#8217; f-in riot,&amp;#8221; I retorted.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Mr. Edward L. Van Halen filed &lt;span class=&quot;caps&quot;&gt;US &lt;/span&gt;Patent number 4656917 that very year. It was July 30th, 1985.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Part 1 in our &amp;#8220;Products of the 80&amp;#8217;s&amp;#8221; series.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Printed on 100% ringspun cotton, sweatshop free unisex tees from American Apparel. Designed, made, and printed in the &lt;span class=&quot;caps&quot;&gt;USA&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Color: Cranberry&lt;/p&gt;</body-html>
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  <title>The Mad Genius of Edward L. Van Halen</title>
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  <body>When I was 7 years old, I told my Dad, &quot;If only I could have a supporting device for stringed musical instruments that has a plate that rests upon my leg, leaving both hands free to explore the musical instrument as never before.&quot;

&quot;What would you do with it, son?&quot; wondered my father aloud. 

&quot;Why, I'd play the guitar like a mutha' f-in riot,&quot; I retorted.  

Mr. Edward L. Van Halen filed US Patent number 4656917 that very year. It was July 30th, 1985.

Part 1 in our &quot;Products of the 80's&quot; series. 

Printed on 100% ringspun cotton, sweatshop free unisex tees from American Apparel. Designed, made, and printed in the USA. 

Color: Cranberry

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